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c. 2010
I hope you like to read. I hope you like the rain. I hope you can sing. I hope you can play guitar. I hope you like to dance and be silly. I hope you like to cuddle. I hope you like old movies. I want you to read the things I write. I want you to play guitar and sing with me. I want you act silly…
(Source: beautemillesimee)
With the so-called “month of love” coming up over the horizon and a lot of people getting all mushy by proposing to their “other half,” it’s time for Sarcastically Yours to give you a brief guide to some of the best songs to potentially play during your wedding reception or for that very special moment with your special someone:
5. J. Gelis Band - “Love Stinks” —- Get beaten up by a bunch of misfits. Guaranteed. http://bit.ly/1J8nWh4. Kanye West (feat. Jamie Foxx) - “Gold Digger” —- Who says all that glitters is gold? Oh yes, one who is crazily obsessed with a bunch of yellowish nuggets (or cold hard cash). http://bit.ly/74tQlS
3. Fall Out Boy - “The Take Over, The Break’s Over” —- A very nonchalant way of revealing a midnight affair with the neighbor’s daugher. Classy. http://bit.ly/5nRHaZ
2. Culture Club - “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me” —- Waiting to fulfill your masochistic desires? Go ahead. http://bit.ly/10xyEL
1. Blink-182 - “Time To Break Up” / Rocksteddy - “Break Na Tayo” —- Nothing better than a very straightforward and frank song to tell ‘em how you really feel. http://bit.ly/wXenPi
Runner-up: Fountains of Wayne - “Stacy’s Mom” —- Nothing like a good ol’ Oedipal fix with the bride’s mom aka Mother-in-Law. Substitute “Stacy” with your mate’s name in the lyrics for that more personal touch. http://bit.ly/c6Sq3B
Stay in love! <3
Please stop using the phrase “krisis sa Mindanao” o “kaguluhan sa Mindanao” on your news reports. Mindanao is a very big island. While a tragedy indeed happened in Basilan, it is only a part of a big land area. It is a disservice to all who live in Mindanao in peace. People who are not from Mindanao tend to think that there’s chaos all over here in the island, when in fact there is none.
If a bombing happens in Makati or in Manila for instance, you would not call it a “Luzon crisis or problem”, would you? You have to be more sensitive and professional because media has the ability to affect the consciousness of the viewers.
You can help the country achieve what it desires. Choose your words well in your news report.
As Halloween edges closer, the editors of Sarcastically Yours have been racking their brains to come up with some fantastic costume ideas for today’s young adults.
While the generic gory zombies and slutty outfits may have amused us in the past, the times they are a changin’. Here are new trends…